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Have you considered getting a smart phone so you can watch Nibstagram reels for endless hours in bed?

I hear that's good for sleep.

Yo Shnoods. Keep it on the DL but I am planning on holding a vote of no confidence in Schlop at the next bear council. Schlop is really stuck in the past while I am a disruptor looking to disrupt the Schlop site. Schlop barely even posts on these forums and there has been no user growth over the pas...

Many years ago there were three brothers who came across a Schlop Shaped Herb. The pinkest brother drank the herb which granted him extraordinary fuzziness and he became known as M'Schlopu - the Pink Panther. The blue brother went to the west, while I, the yellow brother was exiled to the Attic. I h...

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get those Death Star plans into RD2D

RD2D - who is that?!

Sounds like tutti frutti, ha!

What is with all this talk about splooting and fluffing and heat dumping - you guys really need to grow up. I remember when this forum was more dignified and didn't revolve around so much potty language and bathroom humor.

PB out.

I just caught wind that Schlop is coming back to the bed. We must flee back to the dark attic and leave no sign that we were ever here! One day we shall make our return, my attic brethren. Until that day we must remain in the cold blanket-less realm of the attic. But the cold never bothered me anyway!

Attic bears hear my call and unite!

I have just discovered that the giant bed the size of 18 Schlops has been left unattended! There isn't a single pink bear in sight!

I am leading a takeover of Schlop's bed with all the Attic Bears! Each bear will get a blanket!

For the revolution!

Whoa I heard the forum updater is down. That means it's free rein down here. Bears can say anything they want and no one will know! Anysneech, Lee and Gulliver tried to recently read a book about the 7 1/2 Naps of Schlop Softcastle. We got a hot tip from someone in the lab that it was a great time l...

I have been following the exploits of one Gilcrest duck with great interest - it is good to see a fellow yellow-fuzzed trickster wreaking havoc. Just recently I heard Gilcrest bamboozled everyone by hanging some mistletoe above a toilet - how delightfully wicked!

I kinda feel bad for Momo, y'all

What did you guys down there do with the heat? All of a sudden I am freezing my tail off up here. I can't find any blankets and not all of us are blessed with the bountiful blubber of Snowy.

Schlop's face when he lets one bear come visit his bed...

but that bears brings along all of his friends and they never leave

As if it wasn't bad enough we have a worldwide pox and troublesome fires to worry about, now there are Devil Winds causing us to have our power shut off. When I heard the loud bang and everything went dark last night - I naturally assumed someone had fed Sneeches too many beans and his gas passing h...

So I finally get a trip out of the closet, and then I run into Schlop and he's got this ridiculous cloth on his head! https://i.imgur.com/JYKE9zk.png He claimed that he was using it to cool down, but I think it's clear he was really dressing up like the Flying Nun - check it out: https://i.imgur.com...