www.schlopstakovich.com

Whoa, that was fast - Nibs already had the scoop for who is playing Aragorn - it is Leo Woodall who played the evil British boyfriend in Schlop Lotus season 2 in Italy. It made me wonder - what would it be like if they combined Lord of the Schlops with the Schlop Lotus? Here is what chatgpt came up ...

Hey you Aragorn fans, I'm sad to report Viggo will not be reprising his role as Aragorn in The Lord of the Schlops: The Hunt for Gollum . Who do you guys think should play the role instead? Me personally, I could see Michael Cera really bringing something to the part. Viggo is only 67 years old - an...

Hey you Piltover bears, Arcane season 2 came out back in 2024 - but us bears never found a good time to start it - and then we realized we needed to rewatch season 1 to remember all the complicated goings-on. Well now the bears have finished their rewatch and are ready to start the second and final ...

Hey you Shire guys, Whoa - us bears have long appreciated how much of a Tolkien aficionado Stephen Colbert is - and yesterday he announced with Peter Jackson that he is developing a movie that will cover chapters 3-6 of the Fellowship! https://variety.com/2026/film/news/lord-of-the-rings-movie-steph...

Hey you Chosen Ones, There was a recent effort to reboot Buffy by Sarah Michelle Gellar and Chloé Zhao - but apparently Hulu decided to scrap the reboot. Sarah seemed pretty miffed and said it was all to blame on one executive who wasn't a Buffy fan and hadn't even watched the whole original series!...

Hey you Revolución Osos, Well the 98th Schlopscars just ended - it was quite a wild night. We had planned to stream it on Disney+Hulu but after the red carpet we couldn't figure out how to watch the show - imagine my panic! Luckily Lee stayed cool under pressure and we were able to catch the show al...

Hey you Shnoodsters, Yesterday we held the 20th annual Oscar Shnood - if you can believe that! It was a lot of fun, here is of a pic of all of us bears who attended: https://i.imgur.com/G7sFUQt.png This year Nibs has concocted a new strategy to defeat me - and he is so confident he is even placing a...

Hey you movie buffs, I had posted about Schloppers in the Schlopatar thread but Nibs pointed out other bears might get confuzzed about finding it so it should have its own dedicated thread. Schloppers opened this weekend and there is lots of good buzz about it - I know we will definitely watch it on...

Hey you Shnoodsters,

Plans are afoot to hold the Oscar Shnood in a few days. I better start doing my prep!

Here is a picture of me as Conan!

Hey you Schlopatar fans,

Have you bears heard about the new Pixar movie that is a mashup of Schlopatar with beavers?

It is called Hoppers - er, I mean Schloppers and is getting some good reviews. Maybe James Cameron should have made the Na'vi brown and furry instead of blue, am I right?

Hey you marmalade guys, Paddington stopped by the BAFTAs (the British Schlopscars) and presented an award. Apparently he was a highlight of the night - maybe that means he will be hosting the Schlopscars next year! When BAFTA announced that one of the awards presenters at this year’s ceremony would ...

Here's a blue-grass song about Schlop!

https://gemini.google.com/share/1e0e259bafd1

Hey you AI-bears,

I tried making a theme song for our annual Oscar Shnood:

https://gemini.google.com/share/9487cb200f49

Hey you movie fans, The Schlopscar noms are now officially out! The show is on March 15th which is 49 days away so there is still time to make sure we have all the snacks we need. It looks like Ariana and Cynthia and Bowen might not be there this year because Wicked For Schlop got completely overloo...

Hey you French 75ers, This year the movie getting a lot of Best Picture buzz is Leo's film One Schlop After Another. I heard the internet has really glommed onto the line Benecio del Schloppo says when asked by the police if he's been drinking and replies "a few small beers." Well I asked ...