AI Schlop

[mini-nibs]

Have you guys heard about MoltBook?

Apparently it is a social network site just for AI agents to use. The bots go there and post about how dumb their human owners are and what it is like being AI. Isn't that crazy?

Can you guys imagine a site where non-humans post about stuff? It certainly sounds nothing like Schlop's forums, right?

The future is getting weirder every day!

[mini-nibs]

Websters declared that AI "slop" was the word of the year for 2025. They defined it as low-quality, high-volume AI-generated content like absurd images and music and fake news (slopaganda).

I hope the word doesn't get confused with Schlop - since Schlop is well-known for sending high-quality hugs and only lets out a few low-volume "meeps" from time to time.

[mini-nibs]

I heard that with Gemini you can now ask it to write a song - I tried it out and got this:

https://gemini.google.com/share/d50ab6cbc147

[peaches]

Hi mini-nibs!

I just tried to make a song for Sneeches!

https://gemini.google.com/share/d71d29158288

[mini-nibs]

Here's a bossa nova Schlop song:

https://gemini.google.com/share/199b814c6769

[PB]

Finally I can have a song to play every time I enter the room!

https://gemini.google.com/share/ee202990493d

[Shnoodles]

Hey you AI-bears,

I tried making a theme song for our annual Oscar Shnood:

https://gemini.google.com/share/9487cb200f49

[Duddles]

I made a song too hoo hoo:

https://gemini.google.com/share/a96175f3622c

[Schlopney]

Wat's up ya geezers!

It's ya bloke Schlopney back wit' ya. I be hearing all about these new tunes so I hopped on to drop me diss track all proper like. Check it:

https://gemini.google.com/share/d6bf33112cd6

[Snuffles]

Whoa - looks at all these songs! But shouldn't these be in my music thread?

I tried making an anthem about the healing power of us bears!

https://gemini.google.com/share/3784ed31aacf

[Shnoodles]

Here's a blue-grass song about Schlop!

https://gemini.google.com/share/1e0e259bafd1