www.schlopstakovich.com

Ooh, oooh, can I join your P.E.A.C.H.E.S. club too??

I'm hoping it stands for:

Please
Extinguish
Any
Craptastic
Horrific
Exposition from
Sneeches

I hope Nibs is a member too and can enforce the edicts to purge these forums of the oh-so-painful Sneech ramblings.

(no offense, sneeches)

Hey PEACHES

I heard that we are going to RACE together in the BOLDER BOULDER.

What are you doing to PRACTICE, PEACHES?

I think I'm going to climb up and down off the BED every day at least ONCE. Maybe I'll try to keep up with NIBS when he does laps around the BED.

Do you think I should buy a BANDANA?

I miss you PEACHES!!!!

Dudes....

So I was looking.... like out into the room....

And then I saw me... and I was looking into a mirror...

But then I moved my right paw, and my mirror dude moved HIS right paw... and I thought.... Whoa.... mirrors don't do that....

So then I sat down.... but my mirror dude hopped away....

It was crazy, man..... Wild stuff....

Hey Snowy.

I don't want to harsh your mellow - but maybe you had some bad herbs? It happened to me one time with a poppyseed muffin.

Hey Sneeches!!!

I'm so excited that you want to run the Bolder Boulder with me! It's gonna be so much fun.

So far I have been training by climbing up and down from the bed each day. I was thinking about getting a headband - what do you think? And some sneakers!

Oh my... only 326 days to go... I better get to work!

Hi PEACHES!!

Happy (late) FOURTH OF JULY! Did you see any FIREWORKS?

There were lots on the ISLAND. But it wasnt the same without YOU, PEACHES.

I havent been doing very well at my TRAINING. I've only climbed off and on the bed TWICE. Do you think I can keep up with YOU? What happens if I'm too slow, PEACHES?

I miss you, PEACHES. Sending HUGS....

Hi Sneeches!!!

I saw fireworks too, just like you. Only they were over the Nibsissippi River!

That's okay that you haven't been training a lot Sneeches! I was thinking... maybe instead of running the race we could just stand on the sides and cheer people on. You are always so good at cheering me up that I bet you and me could really help those joggers. Like when you cheered me up about my small ears. Remember?

Maybe we could hand out bacon too.

Hi Peaches. What up, Sneeches.

Sorry to interrupt your thread, but I just remembered something that might be useful.

You can actually register for the Boulder Bolder in a "walking" wave. When I did it, our plan was to run as much as we could, and then walk, and then run again. So I was technically in a walking group. This way if you guys are worried about not being able to run it all, then you can just sign up for a walking wave and run only as much as Sneeches can handle.

Thought that might help!

Lee,

What about a wave where people push you the whole way in a wheelchair?

I think that might be more up Sneeches' alley. I can't speak for Peaches.

Oh Sneeches...

I just heard a scary rumor that there might be a SchlopQuake on the island... oh dear! I looked up some guidelines for you so you can know what to do in case of a SchlopQuake.

In the event of a SchlopQuake - turn off the stove, even if you are cooking a pizza with Nibs.

Take cover under a doorway - surround yourself with soft objects like PB or Nibs.

If you are outside - watch out for unicorns!

Hey PEACHES

Thanks for the EARTHQUAKE precautions! I have an INFLATABLE VEST with a ripcord I can pull to INFLATE so hopefully that will keep me SAFE.

I heard that you ran all the way across FOREST PARK. Oh gosh... did you watch out for SKATEBOARDERS? I hope you made it back ok. Did you make it back, PEACHES? Did you get sunburned or did you wear a BANDANA?

It has been pretty lonely without SCHLOP and LEE and NIBS. But it has also been more room on the BED for me so that's nice. And less snoring.

Well let me know that you're safe PEACHES.

MISS YOU!!!

Hi PEACHES

I hear that you are SO ACTIVE these days! Running all the way across FOREST PARK!!!

I was thinking.... maybe next time you head out for a RUN... you should run down to the MAIL BOX and see if you have any LETTERS.

Just a thought..... HINT HINT....

I MISS YOU PEACHES!!!!

Hi Sneeches!!!

Sorry I haven't written in so long. I'm glad that you are back together with Nibs and Schlop. I ran down yesterday and checked the mail but there wasn't anything there - but I'll keep checking everyday! I still carry your last letter around with me everywhere I go and whenever I start to miss you I read the letter again. You're the best Sneeches!

Hi Sneeches!!!

I've been so worried about you - I hope everything is okay. I just read this article about coyotes attacking dogs in San Franibsco:

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.c ... .DTL&tsp=1

It sounds so scary! First the unicorns, and now coyotes!

Although not of the bear variety, Lee's new desk is technically a new arrival. Here are some photos of Schlop and Sneeches hanging out on it: