It sounds like next week Lee and I are going on a BIG TRIP to return some BOXES to COLORADO.
I hear that along the way we will go to the mythical land of SAL-TLAY-KA-SITI where all of life is perfect and "things won't be so shitty" as the song says. GULLIVER is the one who introduced me to the song! I wonder if the town will live up to all the hype and if there really will be WATERFALLS and UNICORNS.
I hope there will be GOOD SONGS on the drive. Any AUDIO BOOK RECOMMENDATIONS? I hope I can stay awake through an Audio Book... they tend to make me SNOOZY
MISS YOU PEACHES!!
I'm SO EXCITED that I get to SEE YOU in FOUR DAYS!!
I can't wait to give you HUGS!
Lee wanted me to tell you that I got you a VERY SMALL GIFT but she doesn't think you will like it so she wanted me to make it a clear that it is a gift from ME, SNEECHES, to YOU, PEACHES. She doesn't want any blame if you don't like it because she says it was MY IDEA and she doesn't want to be associated with it.
I think you will LIKE IT, PEACHES, because it is from ME, SNEECHES.
ANYSNEECH, Nibs keeps going on and on about how the ticket to In & Of Itself was the greatest gift of all time and so yeah, just to be clear, this isn't any sort of attempt at an equivalent present. It is just a minor SIDE TOKEN from ME to PEACHES!
Sorry to interrupt on this thread... but again...it's important to clarify that SNEECHES' PRESENT is NOT approved by anyone other than Sneeches.
In fact, most of the rest of us think it's quite a bad idea. In fact we think PEACHES already has the same thing and this is just a duplicate thing.
Sneeches seems to think there's a longshot chance that PEACHES would like this... but Nibs, Schlop, and I are quite convinced this is not the case and we would like our names removed from any association with being involved in this present.
We do not endorse this gift in any way, shape, or form.
I had such a great Snuper Bowl weekend with you in Encinitas! I'm so glad there was no DJ mix-ups this time!
I am currently at a science lab so I figured I would do some work on genetically engineering bear ear enlargements. I'm trying to use a Petri dish but am not sure how so maybe Petri can help me out.
Sneeches, I heard that there is a giant dog patrolling the Malm that snatches up any bears that look like a white lamb, and drags them off to distant lands to be chewed upon!
Oh dear Oh dear!
Sneeches you must be sure if you are outside of covers that you mask your fur in bright colors and don't appear at all lamb-like. If any dog tries to chew on you you must fight back with your wand claw! Don't let yourself be taken! I will find you - whatever may occur!