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Hi Sneeches, I got your letter today! Yay!

Thanks for writing me and thinking of me. You are the best, Sneeches!

Hi Sneeches!

Thank you so much for best card ever! I can't believe all the animals have hats! Gulliver was really impressed too.

You are the best Sneeches!

Hi PEACHES

It sounds like next week Lee and I are going on a BIG TRIP to return some BOXES to COLORADO.

I hear that along the way we will go to the mythical land of SAL-TLAY-KA-SITI where all of life is perfect and "things won't be so shitty" as the song says. GULLIVER is the one who introduced me to the song! I wonder if the town will live up to all the hype and if there really will be WATERFALLS and UNICORNS.

I hope there will be GOOD SONGS on the drive. Any AUDIO BOOK RECOMMENDATIONS? I hope I can stay awake through an Audio Book... they tend to make me SNOOZY

MISS YOU PEACHES!!

Hey you peachy guys,

I heard that Aunt Nancy thought Sneeches was a brown bear! That is pretty funny!

In Sneeches' defense he was sitting next to those white bears that are so white they can distort the color of nearby bears.

Still, it's not too bad being mistaken for a brown bear!

Hi PEACHES!!!

I'm SO EXCITED that I get to SEE YOU in FOUR DAYS!!

I can't wait to give you HUGS!

Lee wanted me to tell you that I got you a VERY SMALL GIFT but she doesn't think you will like it so she wanted me to make it a clear that it is a gift from ME, SNEECHES, to YOU, PEACHES. She doesn't want any blame if you don't like it because she says it was MY IDEA and she doesn't want to be associated with it.

I think you will LIKE IT, PEACHES, because it is from ME, SNEECHES.

ANYSNEECH, Nibs keeps going on and on about how the ticket to In & Of Itself was the greatest gift of all time and so yeah, just to be clear, this isn't any sort of attempt at an equivalent present. It is just a minor SIDE TOKEN from ME to PEACHES!

PEACHES will understand, won't you, PEACHES?

SEE YOU VERY SOON!

SNEECHES!

Hi bears.

Sorry to interrupt on this thread... but again...it's important to clarify that SNEECHES' PRESENT is NOT approved by anyone other than Sneeches.

In fact, most of the rest of us think it's quite a bad idea. In fact we think PEACHES already has the same thing and this is just a duplicate thing.

Sneeches seems to think there's a longshot chance that PEACHES would like this... but Nibs, Schlop, and I are quite convinced this is not the case and we would like our names removed from any association with being involved in this present.

We do not endorse this gift in any way, shape, or form.

Thanks for letting me clarify.

Happy Holidays to all!

One is the loneliest number that you'll ever know....

Hi PEACHES!!

GREAT HONK!!!

It appears you have been left HOME ALONE for SNEECHMAS. Although not quite ALONE but not with ME!!

I have been IN SHOCK for the first 24 hours and have been carrying around THE PILLOWCASE hoping somehow you'll still be INSIDE OF IT.

I'm not sure how anyone could think you look like DJ?! I mean DJ is fuzzy too and all but DJ is NO PEACHES!!

I am SO SAD that we don't get to have SNEECHMAS together this year! But I did get your FUZZY BEAR CARD and it made me SO HAPPY!

Sending you EXTRA HUGS, PEACHES!!!

We will be together again ONE DAY and now I will never take for granted getting to SEE YOU ever again!

SNEECH SNEECH!!

Hi PEACHES!!

How's it going over there??

Can you REACH THE KEYBOARD?

Are you eating all the NUTS and SWEETS from the package? Be careful with the HONEY, PEACHES, it can get all over your PAWS!

Here we are eating a lot of BBQ LEFTOVERS so far.

Lee is giving me lots of HUGS but it is not the same.

MISS YOU PEACHES!!!

Hi Sneeches!

I had such a great Snuper Bowl weekend with you in Encinitas! I'm so glad there was no DJ mix-ups this time!

I am currently at a science lab so I figured I would do some work on genetically engineering bear ear enlargements. I'm trying to use a Petri dish but am not sure how so maybe Petri can help me out.

Anysneech - you are the best Sneeches!

Hi PEACHES!!!

How is it going, PEACHES?

I am so excited to come VISIT you in SIX DAYS!

My ALLERGIES have all cleared up so I wont be overly STUFFED.

Lee tried to change our connecting flight today but it was TOO EXPENSIVE so now instead we will RUN FOR IT at LAX and hopefully make the FLIGHT!

I hope there will be SPACE on the FLANNEL BED for ME, SNEECHES!

I am hoping to finally see the CHESS MUSEUM and maybe go visit KALI and have GOOD FOODSTUFFS and take LOTS OF NAPS with PEACHES!!!

I know we saw each other at the SNUPERBOWL but it feels SO LONG AGO, PEACHES!!!

Sending HUGS!!!

-SNEECHES

Hi PEACHES!!!!

Sending fuzzy SATURDAY HUGS to you!

I hear today you are going with an ENVOY to meet the new baby CHEETOS PUFFS!

Be careful, PEACHES! You might get CHEETOS DUST on your PAWS!!

If you do get CHEETOS DUST, it's very important not to PET ANY BEARS before licking your PAWS, PEACHES!

I hope you can also say hi to KALI and the PUFFINS while you are visiting the CHEETOS PUFFS.

Wish I was there to go with you, PEACHES!

MISS YOU!

SNEECHES

Oh dear!

Sneeches, I heard that there is a giant dog patrolling the Malm that snatches up any bears that look like a white lamb, and drags them off to distant lands to be chewed upon!

Oh dear Oh dear!

Sneeches you must be sure if you are outside of covers that you mask your fur in bright colors and don't appear at all lamb-like. If any dog tries to chew on you you must fight back with your wand claw! Don't let yourself be taken! I will find you - whatever may occur!

HI PEACHES!!!

Oh dear! I heard there was a GIANT CLOG in your BEAR CAVE, PEACHES!

Have you tried using a PLUNGER?

Sometimes a SERIES OF LITTLE PLUNGES can help remove a GIANT CLOG, PEACHES. Also sometimes a few BIG PLUNGES can remove the GIANT CLOG.

Be sure to put down some PLASTIC SHEETS in case there is a SPLASH ZONE while PLUNGING.

I've heard that GIANT CLOGS can be cause by TOO MUCH FUR in the drain. It was probably not you, PEACHES, since you DONT SHED and dont have any MOHAIR.

Sorry it is SO MESSY over there.

Hope you get the GIANT CLOG removed soon, PEACHES.

SENDING HUGS until the CLOG IS GONE, PEACHES!