In a LETTER I received from you two weeks ago
I noticed a COMMA in the middle of a PHRASE
It changed the MEANING, did you INTEND this
One STROKE and you've CONSUMED my WAKING DAYS, it says MY DEAREST, SNEECHES
With a COMMA after DEAREST, you've written MY DEAREST, SNEECHES
Anyway, all this to say
You're VISITING NEXT WEEK at Dave's sister's invitation
I'll be there with SCHLOP and NIBS if you make your way upstate
I know you're very BUSY I know your GAINS ARE IMPORTANT
But you're crossing the DESERT and I JUST CAN'T WAIT
You won't be TWO TIME ZONES AWAY
You'll only be A MOMENT AWAY
I hear that you are arriving a DAY BEFORE me. Oh my!
PEACHES, can you maybe TEST OUT THE BEDS before I arrive and SAVE ME A FLUFFY ONE? I'm hoping for a bed that is not TOO SOFT but also not OVERSTUFFED. Also one that is NEAR YOU!
PEACHES, also I might be HUNGRY when I LAND so maybe you can gather me a stash of FOODSTUFFS? And hide it under the BED? Like a mini HORDE of SNACKS?
Mostly I am excited to give you HUGS IRL, PEACHES!!!
I know you have wanted to go bowling for quite some time. Hopefully you will get to go soon - in the meantime here is a picture I had mini-nibs help me make that I thought you might like!
We all remember last Halloween when Sneeches unveiled his hoo-larious PhotoSchlop of Peaches and Sneeches as Ant-Man and the Wasp in this very thread. Well since then this trend has taken the internet by storm and just recently Weird Al got into the act with this version:
These new forums are so exciting - I'm so glad Nibs was able to rescue all our old posts from the old forums. That would have been so sad to lose all the great photoschlops you made of us. You are the best Sneeches!
It feels like just YESTERDAY we were BUNK MATES and cooking in BLUE APRONS together and walking to see GUS and BLUE.
But now you're GONE
Off on a different PATH than mine
I'm left behind, wondering if I should FOLLOW
You had to go, and of course it's always FINE
I probably could catch up with you TOMORROW
Now I turn around and find I am LOST IN THE WOODS
North is south, right is left, when you're GONE
I'm the one who sees you home, but now I'm LOST IN THE WOODS
And I don't know what PATH you are on
Oh what? Sorry... I got distracted.
Anysneech, PEACHES, I went to the cabin twice to LOOK FOR YOU. Last time there was a very strange MOUSE who seemed DAZED and I asked him where you were? He curled into a ball and that seemed ODD for a MOUSE. Eventually Lee trapped him in a BOWL and took him to the WOOD PILE. He seemed like he might've had USEFUL INFORMATION so I was sad he got taken outside. I wonder if you've been sending me messages VIA RODENTS, PEACHES??
I'm gonna go back to the cabin again tomorrow to LOOK FOR MICE WITH MESSAGES.
I hope you are getting a few GIRL SCOUT COOKIES and hopefully you are doing WELL.