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HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!

From me and PEACHES!!!!

Hi Sneeches!

That was such a great Halloween picture you made Sneeches - you're the best!

Mini-nibs helped make a gif of this video hug from you so now I can loop it forever and ever!

Jeez Louise - that giant Sneech almost scared the you-know-what out of me!

This is what I get for checking the New Arrivals thread before I've had my morning coffee.

If anyone needs me I'm gonna go wash my pants

HI PEACHES!!!!

In a LETTER I received from you two weeks ago
I noticed a COMMA in the middle of a PHRASE
It changed the MEANING, did you INTEND this
One STROKE and you've CONSUMED my WAKING DAYS, it says
MY DEAREST, SNEECHES
With a COMMA after DEAREST, you've written
MY DEAREST, SNEECHES
Anyway, all this to say
You're VISITING NEXT WEEK at Dave's sister's invitation
I'll be there with SCHLOP and NIBS if you make your way upstate
I know you're very BUSY I know your GAINS ARE IMPORTANT
But you're crossing the DESERT and I JUST CAN'T WAIT

You won't be TWO TIME ZONES AWAY
You'll only be A MOMENT AWAY

CANT WAIT TO SEE YOU PEACHES!!!!

HI PEACHES!!!!

I am VERY EXCITED to SEE YOU in a WEEK!!!

I hear that you are arriving a DAY BEFORE me. Oh my!

PEACHES, can you maybe TEST OUT THE BEDS before I arrive and SAVE ME A FLUFFY ONE? I'm hoping for a bed that is not TOO SOFT but also not OVERSTUFFED. Also one that is NEAR YOU!

PEACHES, also I might be HUNGRY when I LAND so maybe you can gather me a stash of FOODSTUFFS? And hide it under the BED? Like a mini HORDE of SNACKS?

Mostly I am excited to give you HUGS IRL, PEACHES!!!

CANT WAIT!!!

Hi Sneeches!

I know you have wanted to go bowling for quite some time. Hopefully you will get to go soon - in the meantime here is a picture I had mini-nibs help me make that I thought you might like!

Hi PEACHES

I never THANKED YOU for that BOWLING PICTURE but I really LOVE it and look at it ALL THE TIME! I hope we can go BOWLING together one day!

Meanwhile I was EAVESDROPPING today on the ZOOM and learned that SCIENTISTS have found a new way to make POLYAMOROUS MICE by giving them NEW JEANS.

I'm quite WORRIED about this SCIENTIFIC BREAKTHROUGH.

I also know that you recently got NEW JEANS from ZOZO and I'm afraid that if you put them on you will want to see OTHER BEARS!?!!?!

Please don't wear the POLYAMOROUS ZOZO JEANS, PEACHES!!!

Your ONE and ONLY love,

SNEECHES

Hi Sneeches,

I heard you are going to the cabin for a few weeks - I hope you have a great time and get to nap on the couch!

Remember to wear an orange vest to make sure the hunters don't mistake you for a (very fuzzy) deer.

Also if you hear any duck quacks don't go running towards the noise because it might be just a hunter with a duck call and not an actual duck.

Stay safe, Sneeches!

Whenever I feel blue, I like to imagine the happiest place I can which is a summer meadow with wildflowers where I can frolic with Sneeches!

But now I don't have to imagine it and instead I can look at this picture that Sneeches sent:



Yay!

Hey you Peach and Sneech guys,

We all remember last Halloween when Sneeches unveiled his hoo-larious PhotoSchlop of Peaches and Sneeches as Ant-Man and the Wasp in this very thread. Well since then this trend has taken the internet by storm and just recently Weird Al got into the act with this version:



I still say Sneeches' PhotoSchlop was better!

Wow! I can't believe WEIRD AL is copying ME AND PEACHES!!!

AnySNEECH, HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!



PEACHES and I have been practicing our DANCE MOVES to pull this off!

Hi Sneeches!

Happy Sneechentines Day!

You are the best!

Hi PEACHES!!!!

I wish I was there to give you a BIG HUG on SNEECHENTINE'S DAY!!!!

Lee got a NEW TRUCK so hopefully we can VISIT YOU!!

In the meantime, here is a SPECIAL MOMENT we had together in DECEMBER!




You'll always be my SNEECHENTINE, PEACHES!!!

Hi Sneeches!

These new forums are so exciting - I'm so glad Nibs was able to rescue all our old posts from the old forums. That would have been so sad to lose all the great photoschlops you made of us. You are the best Sneeches!

I can't believe you went to the cabin twice!

I miss you Sneeches!

Hi PEACHES!!!

Oh wow it's so great to HEAR from you!

It feels like just YESTERDAY we were BUNK MATES and cooking in BLUE APRONS together and walking to see GUS and BLUE.

But now you're GONE
Off on a different PATH than mine
I'm left behind, wondering if I should FOLLOW
You had to go, and of course it's always FINE
I probably could catch up with you TOMORROW

Now I turn around and find I am LOST IN THE WOODS
North is south, right is left, when you're GONE
I'm the one who sees you home, but now I'm LOST IN THE WOODS
And I don't know what PATH you are on

Oh what? Sorry... I got distracted.

Anysneech, PEACHES, I went to the cabin twice to LOOK FOR YOU. Last time there was a very strange MOUSE who seemed DAZED and I asked him where you were? He curled into a ball and that seemed ODD for a MOUSE. Eventually Lee trapped him in a BOWL and took him to the WOOD PILE. He seemed like he might've had USEFUL INFORMATION so I was sad he got taken outside. I wonder if you've been sending me messages VIA RODENTS, PEACHES??

I'm gonna go back to the cabin again tomorrow to LOOK FOR MICE WITH MESSAGES.

I hope you are getting a few GIRL SCOUT COOKIES and hopefully you are doing WELL.

BIG HUGS,
SNEECHES