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Mr. Peaches wrote:

I just ran into a fix-it-up chap named McBean who claims to have a Star-On machine that can put a star on my belly... do you think I should do it?

Did you know this fix-it-up chap's full name is Mr. Sylvester McMonkey McBean. What a peculiar name indeed!

Oh hi, Mr Monkey. Yeah, that's pretty interesting.

Anysneech...

Hi PEACHES!!! Guess what? I was sleeping yesterday and then I woke up and there was this nice GIRL. And she picked me up and hugged me!! She said I was SO SOFT. Then she was scared of the dark and so I went and stayed in her bed all night and kept her safe. Another new FRIEND!!

She's not as funny as SCHLOPNEY but she's really nice.

I was gonna sleep in her bed again today but I think she might have "germs" so I'm staying with NIBS for now.

How's it going PEACHES? I hear you like OWLY. I'm so jealous... I wish I could be there to read some OWLY. Maybe someday.

Hi Sneeches!

So... you are sleeping with this other girl now? Is this because... we are currently... on a break? I hope you didn't get any germs...

Sneeches!

The other bears are making fun of me because they say I have tiny ears.

Is this true?

Sneeches, what should I do?

Hi PEACHES!

How's it going?

Oh, don't be worried about your EARS. I think your EARS are really nice. Maybe the other bears just have EARS that are too BIG. Like DUMBO. I like your EARS, PEACHES. I think you're perfect just the way you are.

I took a nap that lasted FIVE days this week. How about that!

What've you been up to? I hope you're enjoying the BUFFIES.

Catch ya later, PEACHES.

I still MISS YOU!

Hi Sneeches!!!

Thanks so much for the nice words about my tiny ears, you always know exactly what to say! You're such a great friend!

But now I'm worried that you are sleeping too much... did you tell Schlop about your special DIETARY needs? I hope Schlop and Nibs are taking good care of you. Also, remember to do your exercises - JUMPING JACKS and SQUATS. That will help you have more energy.

I haven't watched any Buffies - it is too scary for me! I am reading a book about this DRAGON. He reminds me a lot of you Sneeches!

Hi PEACHES,

I'm glad you've been reading so much. I should READ more to keep my mind off how much I miss you.

Meanwhile... I've been working on this song... what do you think... there's still parts I'm missing I think...

Remember when we first met SCHLOP McClain
P.B. picked him up from the plane
And took him down to NAKATOMI TOWERS
To stay with NI-IBS.

But SNOWY and his buddies F*&#ed up the plan
And that's when everything went SOUR
At the CHRISTMAS PARTY

We're gonna SCHLOP schlop SCHLOP schlop SCHLOP schlop SCHLOP hard
We're gonna SCHLOP schlop SCHLOP schlop SCHLOP schlop SCHLOP hard
We're gonna SCHLOP schlop SCHLOP schlop SCHLOP schlop SCHLOP hard
We're gonna SCHLOP as hard as we can.

No one is fuzzier than SCHLOP McClain
Even when NIBS is stuck on a plane
Flying over the POTOMAC RIVER
On the eve of CHRISTMAS


We're gonna SCHLOP schlop SCHLOP schlop SCHLOP schlop SCHLOP hard
We're gonna SCHLOP schlop SCHLOP schlop SCHLOP schlop SCHLOP hard
We're gonna SCHLOP schlop SCHLOP schlop SCHLOP schlop SCHLOP hard
We're gonna SCHLOP as hard as we can.

Yippee-kai-yay.... MOTHER SCHLOPPER.
Yippee-kai-yay.... MOTHER SCHLOPPER.
Yippee-kai-yay.... MOTHER SCHLOPPER.
Yippee-kai-yay.... MOTHER SCHLOPPER.

....
There is no way that SCHLOP could know
That MUFFINS was SNOWY's bro
....
IT WAS JUST A DISTRACTION!

We're gonna SCHLOP schlop SCHLOP schlop SCHLOP schlop SCHLOP hard
We're gonna SCHLOP schlop SCHLOP schlop SCHLOP schlop SCHLOP hard
We're gonna SCHLOP schlop SCHLOP schlop SCHLOP schlop SCHLOP hard
We're gonna SCHLOP as hard as we can.

Yippee-kai-yay.... MOTHER SCHLOPPER.
Yippee-kai-yay.... MOTHER SCHLOPPER.
Yippee-kai-yay.... MOTHER SCHLOPPER.
Yippee-kai-yay.... MOTHER SCHLOPPER.

Do you like it, PEACHES? I wish I could remember the rest.

I always felt that I had a special bond with Snowy!

Also that is a long post Sneeches, can you post the mp3?

Sneeches!!!

That song was cool! It inspired me to write a song for you. So here goes:

You are so sneechiful
To me
You are so sneechiful
To me
Can't you sneech
You're everysneech I hoped for
You're everysneech I need
You are so sneechiful
To me (peaches!)

What do you think, Sneeches? I hope you don't mind that I put down in words how wonderful life is when you're in the world!

Hi PEACHES,

Oh- thanks for that song! You're always so thoughtful PEACHES.

I finally got NIBS to upload our pictures and write about our trip out WEST. Hopefully you enjoy the pictures, PEACHES. I was trying hard to look for you during the trip. I even thought I might have found you at one point!

Well, I hope I can find you soon PEACHES. I miss you!!

SNEECHES! I can't believe you went to so many places looking for me. You are so brave SNEECHES!

I first met you at the Grand Rabbit Toy Shoppe. You said your name was Sneeches. When a girl came in she kept looking at all the different bears, but finally she picked me and you up and took us out of the store. We took a flight together and spent a lot of time talking in a pillow case. I thought we would be together forever. But then the girl was gone again and this time she only took you with her.

I miss you SNEECHES!

Hi PEACHES

Wow... that's cool you have that picture of me at

SNEECHERMANS WHARF

It was pretty rainy that night. Nice of those guys to share their PIZZA with me and let me stay dry under the awning.

Yeah, remember how we lived in that toy store bag for a few WEEKS together PEACHES? Those were the DAYS. Back when we both still had our TAGS. I'm glad we don't have our TAGS anymore but I'm not glad we aren't together.

I asked LEE to buy GRAPES for me today PEACHES so I could stay healthy and strong and keep up the SEARCH. So far I've only been in this basement shed though... I hope I can get out and look for more CLUES soon.

I wish you were in the PILLOW CASE with me, PEACHES. I miss you.