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"I LOVE you PEACHES...."

"I LOVE YOU SNEECHES!"


Gimme a break...


GET A ROOM ALREADY!

Oh PEACHES!!!!

It says you're ONLINE RIGHT NOW.

What does that MEAN???

CAN YOU HEAR ME?????

Hi!!!

I can hear you loud and clear SNEECHES!

I wish I could travel through the internet to San Francisco right now to hang out with you and eat some grapes.

Oh sorry, Peaches.

I had to kick Sneeches off the computer because it was my turn.

I'll tell Sneeches you said hi though. Sorry about that....

Nibs? You... kicked Sneeches? Oh, I hope Sneeches is okay.

Don't worry your precious little fluff, "PEACHES"

The only thing "BRUISED" is all of our "EYES" for having to read this "CRAP"

Didn't they invent "EMAIL" to spare the rest of us from threads like this?

Hey PEACHES

NIBS said that you got my PACKAGE.

I hope you like the BOOK. And the BEARS on the PAPER. Although that part was from LEE.

Anyway, let me know how the BOOK is, PEACHES.

I MISS YOU.

Sniff...sniff....SNORTSOB.... sniff....

Hi PEACHES

sniff.....sniff....sobsob....

I'm sorry it's taking me so long to find you.....

sniffsniffsniffsobsobsobsobsob

Please don't give up on me.....and replace me with a ...... SOB SOB SOB SOB
SOB SOB SOB SOB SOB SOB

SOB

PEACHES!!!

For a while now I've been getting intelligence saying that you're going to be in BOSTON. But today LEE finally confirmed it for me!!

LEE says I get to go to BOSTON too. I hope we can find you!! LEE says we will meet you at the airport. Oh PEACHES, I can't imagine!! It will be so wonderful to see you again!!!

I can't believe it's been so long that we've been apart. I hope you still like me, PEACHES. I can't imagine that my quest to find you can finally be reaching an end....

Keep the spirits up for just a few more DAYS! Don't get off the plane with any strangers, ok, PEACHES?? I will find you!!

Hi SNEECHES!

I can't wait until Saturday when I am going to fly out to see you! I've already packed my suitcase! We're going to have so much fun. See you soon!

Um...yeah.... I packed too, PEACHES....er...

Wait....what did you PACK?

Oh SNEECHES, you are sooooooo funny! You know that I always pack the same thing for every trip:

One forty-five caliber automatic
Two boxes of ammunition
Four days' concentrated emergency rations
One drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills
One miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible
One hundred dollars in rubles
One hundred dollars in gold
Nine packs of chewing gum
One issue of prophylactics
Three lipsticks
Three pair of nylon stockings

Oh PEACHES!!

I'm so excited to see YOU!! I can hardly sleep.

I'm glad you're bringing the usual SUPPLIES, plus chewing gum. I heard that you might also be wearing a SWEATER VEST!!

I will look for you at the airport in your new VEST. I wonder if I should wear a VEST too. Do you think it will be cold in Boston??

Ok, well in only a day's time we will be together again... I can't wait!!!

Hi SNEECHES!!!

Are you still there? It seems like I haven't heard from you in AGES. I've been eating a lot of these new CLEMENTINE ORANGES that are from California - which is where you are! I wish you could jump into a box and then you would be SHIPPED out here to the supermarket where Gulliver would pick you up and then we could be together again! On the journey over you could sustain yourself by eating oranges. What do you think, SNEECHES?

Hi PEACHES

Sorry I haven't been posting much lately. LEE doesnt hang out as much anymore- I told her she had to make some changes in the NEW YEAR.

How are the CLEMENTINES? I remember when Lee used eat CLEMENTINES when we lived in GOLDEN. Those were GOOD!!!

I hope you have HAPPY HOLIDAYS, PEACHES!!! Wish I could be there to share them with you!!!

MISS YOU!