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Hi.

I like grapes and Demetri Martin likes grapes also he said this about grapes:

My favorite fruit is grapes.

Because with grapes you always get another chance. Like if you have a crappy apple or peach, you're stuck with the crappy piece of fruit.

But with grapes, you can always move on to the next. Grape --- the fruit of hope.

Hi Gulliver!

That was funny! I just got two peaches from the store, and the first one I ate was great!

See you around!

Hi PEACHES!!!

You posted in the FOOD thread!! I wish I had food news.

Actually... the other day I got two SNEECHES at the store and I ate one.

JUST KIDDING!!! Ha ha ha. That would be something, wouldn't it? To eat a Sneech!


Too bad my new friend SCHLOPNEY isn't here... I be he would've thought that was FUNNY.

I heard the legends have been proven true - that Schlop has discovered the mythic Replenishing Bowl of Grapes.

He formed a party of bears consisting of Nibs as a scout and Sneeches as the muscle, and they ventured deep into the uncharted wilds of Southern California until they came across the bowl where after each grape you take out, another one magically takes it's place.

But when those grapes are eaten - what will be the cost? Will the three bears turn on each other in greed over the Fountain of Grapes?

We will have to find out next week on GrapeTales!

I heard that Lee ventured deep into the Underworld where she met Beatrice who guided her into the innermost circle whereupon she discovered a mystical bowl of grapes and then Lee proceeded to eat the grapes but then it turned out once you eat the grapes you can never return to the Land of the Schlops but luckily Lee was able to play a ukulele which entranced the Lord of the Underworld such that she was able to flee back to the surface... crazy!