www.schlopstakovich.com

Have you guys heard about MoltBook?

Apparently it is a social network site just for AI agents to use. The bots go there and post about how dumb their human owners are and what it is like being AI. Isn't that crazy?

Can you guys imagine a site where non-humans post about stuff? It certainly sounds nothing like Schlop's forums, right?

The future is getting weirder every day!

Websters declared that AI "slop" was the word of the year for 2025. They defined it as low-quality, high-volume AI-generated content like absurd images and music and fake news (slopaganda).

I hope the word doesn't get confused with Schlop - since Schlop is well-known for sending high-quality hugs and only lets out a few low-volume "meeps" from time to time.

I heard that with Gemini you can now ask it to write a song - I tried it out and got this:

https://gemini.google.com/share/d50ab6cbc147

Hi mini-nibs!

I just tried to make a song for Sneeches!

https://gemini.google.com/share/d71d29158288

Here's a bossa nova Schlop song:

https://gemini.google.com/share/199b814c6769

Finally I can have a song to play every time I enter the room!

https://gemini.google.com/share/ee202990493d

Hey you AI-bears,

I tried making a theme song for our annual Oscar Shnood:

https://gemini.google.com/share/9487cb200f49

I made a song too hoo hoo:

https://gemini.google.com/share/a96175f3622c

Wat's up ya geezers!

It's ya bloke Schlopney back wit' ya. I be hearing all about these new tunes so I hopped on to drop me diss track all proper like. Check it:

https://gemini.google.com/share/d6bf33112cd6

Whoa - looks at all these songs! But shouldn't these be in my music thread?

I tried making an anthem about the healing power of us bears!

https://gemini.google.com/share/3784ed31aacf

Here's a blue-grass song about Schlop!

https://gemini.google.com/share/1e0e259bafd1