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Whoa! Stop the presses. Take it easy, fellas.

Can't a guy have a little vacation to see his family during the Thanksgiving weekend? What's all this talk about me being gone forever. Yikes. Just cause I did a quick stop over on the way back from St Louis to see my family for a bit, doesn't mean I've abandoned Schlop and the forums.

Well now I'm back. I see you guys broke 300 posts without me. Schlop seems pretty impressed. I heard a rumor that he's going to join the forums when they reach 500. Maybe it's just a rumor.

Anyway, I declare today an OFFICIAL CELEBRATION DAY because we cracked 300. I was gonna celebrate publicly when we cracked 200 but we skyrocketed past it too fast for me to catch the moment.

I'll consider these forums a success when we have more posts than Maria Eberline. Hoo hoo.

Yo Nibs! Welcome back! I thought you might not come back to the forums. Cool!

You have other family??? Who are they? Do they know about you and Schlop???

For the official celebration day I am listening to Wicked - the musical. Yeeeeah!

Anyways, that's crazy you have a family of other Nibs. That means we can have nib-kabobs! Just kidding - don't spaz out or anything.

Ooooooo, nib-kabobs! That's funny.

Hey Nibs, are you just goading us on with this 'rumor' that Schlop will show up after 500 posts? How come Schlop doesn't post now?

Nibs wrote:I heard a rumor that he's going to join the forums when they reach 500. Maybe it's just a rumor.

Where did you hear this rumor exactly? And how will we know it's the *real* Schlop and not some celebrity pretending to be Schlop?

I heard Schlop can shed his skin as easily as a snake!

Right, Gulliver?

Harumph.

I oftentimes wonder to myself if that pink ursidae known as Schlop even reads these forums.

Is that fellow even literate? I say.

(...I hear his Blue Brother can't read... but keep it on the down low...)

Now now... everyone just calm down, please people.. calm...calm down. It's going to be ok.

I just went and checked and Schlop is napping, yes napping. So maybe once he wakes up he might post... give him time... don't pressure him... you know how he can be when he gets pressured.

Time people. Stay calm. Remain calm. Ccccalm...

Rafiki wrote:I oftentimes wonder to myself if that pink ursidae known as Schlop even reads these forums.

Hissssssssssssssssssssssss!

Hey guys. I know everyone's scared cause Schlop came on and hissed at people.

But come back!!! It's safe. Schlop probably won't hiss again until we hit 1000 posts. :) Heh, IF we ever do.


I hear Schlop's going to pick his favorite post and subject each month... so start getting your creative posts in there.

Nibs wrote:I hear Schlop's going to pick his favorite post and subject each month... so start getting your creative posts in there.

Well, I guess this was a lot of baloney. Too bad, there have been some pretty good posts so far, I think. Schlop obviously just doesn't care about his own forums...