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Hey guys.

Just got back from the Monkey Movie. Pretty realistic monkey. The dinosaurs and all the rest were a bit far fetched though.

Wow - you saw all 3 hours, that's amazing! On a scale of bran muffin to cranberry muffin what would you give it? What was the last line of the movie?

Also, did you happen to have a SNACK ATTACK before seeing the film?

I would rate it as a bran muffin.

I think the last line was one reporter saying (over Kong's dead body): "Why did he climb up that tower and get himself cornered? What was he thinking?"

And the other reporter says "He wasn't thinking anything. He's just a dumb stupid animal."

Is that right? I can't remember if there was more dialogue after that.

Bran muffin, eh? Is that good? I really don't have a frame of reference for that at all.

Lee wrote: He's just a dumb stupid animal

Hmmmm - this is a troubling remark. You know how me and Elphy feel about animals, and monkeys in particular. I hope you didn't mean anything ba-a-a-a-a-a-d ... whoops, sorry, I mean bad ... by saying that. Talk to you later.

Only rumors - but still, enough to give pause to anyone with paws

Ok, so we realized the last line of the movie was in fact

"Twas Beauty that Killed the Beast"

and people were saying it was super cheesy.

I just found out that's the way the original movie ended. That makes it cooler. Kinda like the last line in Lord of the Rings, you know.

"I'm back."

Nibs wrote: Kinda like the last line in Lord of the Rings, you know.

"I'm back."

Isn't that the Terminator, Nibs? Or are you saying that the Lord of the Rungs was homaging the Terminators? Which is it?

Shnoodles wrote:Or are you saying that the Lord of the Rungs was homaging the Terminators?

Hoo hoo hoo. "Lord of the Rungs!" HA HA HA snort HA!