Schlop's Static-Tail String

Snuffles · Post by **Snuffles** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 11:07 am

I thought we could discuss that static-tail string that Schlop used to have. Does he still have that? What happened to it? What was it for?

Duddles · Post by **Duddles** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 11:31 am

I used to have a string! But it wasn't a static string, though.

I used mine mostly for sensory perception stuff - you know, exploring the surrounding environment and looking for food particles that might lead to a food trail - which ultimately might lead to a food bonanza.

lee · Post by **lee** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 12:35 am

Duddles, YOURE NOT AN ANT.

You might be more like a Queen Bee who sends her minions (Petri) out to find her food and bring it back.

Nibs · Post by **Nibs** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 12:40 am

Snuffles, yes good question. But try to post your questions in the Q&A section about Schlop.

Yes, Schlop has the "string" to which you are referring. There are many theories about its use. Some say he uses it to predict the weather. Others say he uses it for distracting his enemies. Have you heard other theories?

Schlop was not available for comment as to his thoughts on the subject.

Gulliver · Post by **Gulliver** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 1:06 am

Dude, I can't believe we are discussing Schlop's G-string. What next, a forum to discuss his butt flap?

Shnoodles · Post by **Shnoodles** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 1:09 am

Gulliver - I can't believe you said the word 'G-string.' It's only a matter of time before...

Snuffles · Post by **Snuffles** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 1:15 am

This thing right here
Is lettin all the bears know
What other bears talk about
You know
The fuzzier things in life
Check it out

begins dancing

She had dumps like a truck truck truck
Thighs like what what what
Baby move your butt butt butt
I'll sing it again
She had dumps like a truck truck truck
Thighs like what what what
All night long
Let me see that thong

The thong song.

DJ · Post by DJ » Thu Oct 20, 2005 1:20 am

Way to go Gulliver - now Snuffles is all riled up.

Here's something I heard about Schlop and his static tail: I heard that if you take a balloon and rub it against Schlop - the balloon will smell funny.

Weird, huh?

Petri · Post by **Petri** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 1:45 am

lee wrote:Duddles, YOURE NOT AN ANT.

You might be more like a Queen Bee who sends her minions (Petri) out to find her food and bring it back.

Actually, this is true. I like to do waggle dances to indicate where the food is.

waggle waggle

waggle waggle

PB · Post by PB » Fri Oct 21, 2005 4:13 pm

I just found this hysterical picture of Petri doing the waggle dance...

lee · Post by **lee** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 4:19 pm

Snuffles wrote:...
All night long
Let me see that thong

I'm SO happy that Snuffles did his Thong Song dance!!! Hooray!!!!!

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Schlop's Static-Tail String

Schlop's Static-Tail String

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meep moop mop

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Schlop's butt floss

Oh no!

Did somebody say ... G-string?

Good job Gulliver

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Born to Waggle

Re: Did somebody say ... G-string?