Tuna

[lee]

(In case you haven't noticed, I have been filling in for Nibs, since he has disavowed running Schlop's forum due to his atrocious reception in St Louis.)

Schlop would like everyone to know that tonight he had tuna for dinner. It was one can, Chicken of the Sea. With oil. (Schlop's scared of the oil.) He used the Miracle Whip Mayo (which he still contends is far superior to other kinds) and cut up some onion. He spread the tuna on leftover baguette pieces that Dad had given me during the TDay dinner.

That is today's Tuna report.

[lee]

To answer the unasked question... Schlop only had one can of tuna, and therefore could not use two cans. Otherwise he most certainly would have.

[Gulliver]

Geez Nibs, why are you spazzing out dude? I didn't eat you!

Is he mad about that thing the bears were saying about his greasy oily canola oil fur secretions? That was just some razzing bears do. C'mon Nibs we need you on these forums - cowboy up!

And really, since we are only talking by computer I don't have to worry about you secreting anything on me, right? Unless you can do that through the computer in which case that would really freak me out. Can you?

[Schlopney]

Oy, Schlop!

Remember me, I bees your cousin from across the pond, you remember, Schlopney the cockney Schlop? Yous rememberin all my messages I sent you asking about the whereabouts of some tuna you could send me. But yous never sent the tuna. Now whats this I see about you eating tuna and baguettes? Sounds to me like yous come into some real tuna jackpot, like yous swimming in the tuna!

So hows about you send some of the tuna my way? You know me - I'm good for it, aight. Send it to Schlopney care of Schlopwarts.

Peas out.

[lee]

Hey!

Duddles has now passed Nibs on the number of posts ranking! Nibs, come back! We miss you!

Say you're sorry, St Louis bears!

[Gulliver]

I told Nibs that I will say I am sorry if he promises not to secrete anything through the computer while I am typing on it. If he says that, then we are cool (I ain't got no quarrel with Nibs).

Also, what happens once you are able to talk to Schlop??

[Schlopney]

Yo you bumblers, I came across dees new tuna da fish recipe of da salad variety, aight. Check it out and shout back with da news. Keep it real with mushy peas forever.

2 (6 ounce) cans solid white Starkist tuna in water
2 tablespoons juice from 1 lemon
½ teaspoon salt
¼ teaspoon ground black pepper
1 small rib celery, minced (1/4 cup)
2 tablespoons minced red onion
2 tablespoons minced dill or sweet pickles
½ small clove garlic, minced or pressed through garlic press (1/8 teaspoon)
2 tablespoons minced fresh parsley leaves
½ cup mayonnaise
¼ teaspoon Dijon mustard

Drain tuna in colander and shred with fingers until no clumps remain and texture is fine and even
Transfer tuna to medium bowl and mix in lemon juice, salt, pepper, celery, onion, pickles, garlic and parsley until evenly blended
Fold in mayo and mustard until tuna is evenly moistened
(Cover and refridgerate up to 3 days)

[Sneeches]

Hoo hoo hoo hoo SNARF

TUNA DA FISH!!!!


Hoo hoo hoo snar-hoo-f sn-hoo-arf... hoo hoo hoo... *breathe*

MUSHY PEAS!!!!

So funny!!!! SCHLOPNEY, you crack me up!!!

[Muffins]

I just heard online (so it must be true) that tuna is one of the most popular pizza toppings in Europe.

Has Schlop ever had tuna pizza??

[Muffins]

I heard that Schlop recently had a super tuna that was quite possibly the fanciest and best tuna ever prepared.

Apparently it involved two types of mustards.

Pardon me, but was one of them grey poupon?

[Muffins]

I heard that the big new trend is to eat a tuna tostada with 5 scoops of mayo - they are calling it the cinco de mayo tuna tostada!

Schlop apparently overheard a zoom conversation about it and got so excited he popped right into view on Zoom!

Schlop sure does like his tuna!