Just what it is exactly that you think Schlop is going to do with your privacy, Schlop would be curious to know.
However, given that Schlop appreciates you visiting Schlop's new revamped site, Schlop will not inquire at this time.
Instead, Schlop offers a personal guarantee that your privacy will only be shared with the bears pictured below,
who are Schlop's closest friends and have Schlop's highest confidence.
Sharing of your information or your Schlop Site
Surfing Patterns (for example, specifically all the time you spent on THIS PAGE hoo hoo) will not occur
to any other bears or humans or web
analytics programs that may take an interest in matters which you consider private. If you still have questions or
concerns about your privacy and rights on schlopstakovich.com perhaps you should take a minute and think about the name of
this site and then wonder why you're taking life so seriously?
(This picture was not taken with the consent of those pictured. Ha, and you're worried about YOUR privacy!)
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